25 October 2008, 12:58 pm
We lived in a very affluent lake community near Portland, OR - fact is, we still do, under slightly different circumstances. You see, my family and I "owned" a very upscale dwelling we couldn't afford and have been foreclosed upon. Lake Oswego has the best dog park in the U.S., so the kids and I dress in dog costumes while the wife walks us 24/7/365. It's a little rough being homeless, but we manage. My wife left us for a few minutes the other day, then had to bail us all out of the pound. The animal control officer told her we are a breed he's never seen. Some damn beagle tried to have sex with me the other day. We had to make the masquerade seem real, so the wife just watched, but a fight broke out when that miserable beagle started looking at one of our kids. The treats people give us are pretty good. Lake Oswego is a great place to live, but we're worried that this fraud may be illegal. Does anyone know? Oh well, if it is we'll probably be sent to "Camp Cupcake" with people like Martha. Then again, we're poor now.... Read More »
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